The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from June 25 to July 1
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
We grab the steering wheels, put matches in our eyes and rush along our beloved and dear off-road - so many road adventures await us these summer days that our head is spinning. Traffic cops are angry from lack of sleep, the driver also sleeps for 5-6 hours. And all because of these lawnmowers - even the sun will not rise, as they come out in a friendly crowd and begin ... earlier - the men with braids quietly harvested the grass, you can hear only zip-zip, and no extraneous sounds. I wonder if a lawn mower belongs to a vehicle? Maybe here, too, the authorities can profit and fine, for example, for noise. The stars also woke up early and got distracted from the topic - all a happy journey!
Auto horoscope from June 25 to July 1
Aries
Aries, road stars are generous with pleasant surprises - the chauffeurs of your sign are waiting for a fun track, and adventures, and even acquaintances on the way. If you meet girls in peakless caps and boys in vests, do not be lazy and take them to the nearest reservoir, you can swim at the same time (along with an iron horse). Indeed, at the beginning of this summer week, the sailor's day is celebrated. But do not let the one-eyed men in black bandages into the salon - the pirates also celebrate and try to ride for free. Better to drive back home. On the street during this period it is hot, stuffy and boring, and in the garage it is idyllic - even local cats do not fight, but lie on the floor, waiting for stupid mice to jump into their mouths.
Taurus
Taurus, road week is full of surprises. Pay attention to the traffic cops - on these summer days, the poor fellows stand rooted to the spot, and are afraid to leave even in the bushes. Well, of course, because the patrol guys remember how the USSR introduced criminal liability for unauthorized leaving work (there was also a seven-day working week - that's fun). It was necessary to catch up and overtake the capitalists, to fulfill and overfulfill the plan. It was almost 80 years ago, but even in our times there are enough eccentricities from the authorities, for example, the price of gasoline. But do not dive into this sad topic - put your car in the garage and harness an ordinary horse. Although, the stars are not aware of the cost of oats - it has probably also risen in price.
Twins
Gemini, count to a thousand - the traffic light is broken and the cars can't budge. But pedestrians have plenty of space, they dance right on the roads, and show their tongues. Now the strict uncle Styopa will come and show them where the traffic cops spend the winter. Do not pay attention - the stars are tired of watching the tracks and are a little distracted. But do not get distracted and look both ways, especially when you drive past rivers and lakes. Perches with chebaks and pikes with gudgeons are scattered on the banks - there are competitions among fishermen. They celebrate the world day of fishing - slow down, maybe they will treat you to fish soup or cook a kebab of fish. But do not open the trunk, otherwise they will throw fry and ruffs there, and then you will clean it.
Crayfish
Crayfish, oh, summer days are good - it's warm, and the leaves are green, and the people are cheerful. But the old women crossing the road, for some reason, are sad. Maybe their tomatoes have withered, or the pepper has dried up, or the entire pension has gone for travel - give them a lift to the grandmothers. And you will help them, and do not offend yourself - the traffic cops try not to slow down the cars in which the pensioners are sitting. And please don't listen to the weather forecast - the forecasters are drunk and muttering all kinds of nonsense about earthquakes, floods and eruptions. The guys are celebrating the birthday of physicist Vladimir Mikhelson, who was also a meteorologist. Better watch the behavior of the car - your horse is moping by the rain, and by the drought it starts to sneeze and kick up.
A lion
Lions, the volume of the trunk is suitable, the steering wheel is comfortable, the seats are comfortable, and driving in such conditions is a pleasure. And you grumble something and are indignant - well, we will never have normal roads, what's the point of worrying. It is better to open the windows and rush with the breeze past the crazed traffic cops - let them know who is the boss on the track. On the last day of June, go to the village - of course, you will not accelerate along the country paths, but you will see a lot of interesting things. People gather by the rivers, make fires and cook eggs - everyone celebrates the holiday of Manuilo and Savely. But keep the doors in the car locked - they say that evil spirits wander the streets, they will even get into a wheelbarrow and stain the entire interior.
Virgo
Virgo, drive carefully, do not be nervous in traffic jams, do not freak out at traffic lights - these are the tips the stars give to the drivers of your sign on these summer days. In general, the week will be fun and eventful. But do not pay attention to any sad traffic cops - the guys are standing with such meager faces that it becomes sickening, and you don't even want to go to the river. Probably, the patrol guys reread the poems of Charles Baudelaire - 161 years ago the first edition of the book "Flowers of Evil" was published. Do not read these poems in the car - they are very sad, dreary and sad. Suddenly the car gets upset, changes its destination and takes you to some remote village - it's boring there, and there are no traffic cops.
Scales
Libra, this road week you will not get bored - the stars promise a lot of fun adventures. The main thing is not to be surprised at anything. And if you see traffic cops wrapped in cobwebs, don't faint - they are just celebrating Tobey Maguire's birthday. The American actor perfectly played the role of Spider-Man - the patrolmen envy him and dream of throwing sticky threads and catching gaping drivers in cool cars. And watch out for your capricious passengers - maybe they are blowing, or vice versa, it is too hot, or even to sit closely and have nowhere to put their arms and legs. Let them get out of the car and walk. In the meantime, check the tire pressure - just like that, just in case.
Scorpion
Scorpions, go slowly to your friends with tire fitting - the horse has no shortcomings, but it will not hurt to check the wheel balancing. At the same time, go through a full honey, that is, an inspection - machine veterinarians know their business. And if you are slowed down by guys with pistols, do not rush to step on the gas and rush as fast as you can to the nearest traffic police post. These are not robbers, hijackers or gopniks - the people celebrate Mauser's birthday. I mean, not a pistol was born, but its creator Peter-Paul von Mauser. You can shoot at banks in the woods, but don't aim at the wheels of passing cars - a tough businessman may be behind the wheel of a nondescript Zhiguli (you can't run into expensive cars with such petrol prices).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, you have a credit - on these summer days you ride like the Schumachers, and you haven't even broken a single rule. Maybe you found lanes without traffic jams or stumbled upon a gas station with cheap gasoline? Probably, the local workers are far from politics and pump oil near their house, and a well was dug in the place of the toilet. But steer, and neither foot on rural roads (that is, nor a wheel). The villagers celebrate the June holiday Tikhon Tikhiy and arrange clean-ups - these are such feasts for local hard workers who enjoy the fields. The stars have been there and know that the smell is stunning - the four-wheeled beauty covered her nose with the windshield wipers in advance (she is squeamish and capricious).
Capricorn
Capricorns, harness your iron mustang, pack thermos of food and drinks in the trunk and drive somewhere away from the stuffy city and congested roads. On these summer days, your car was invited to the dacha. But do not help old ladies you know and do not transport cucumbers and radishes in the cabin - the machine hates vegetables and prefers to carry fruits and berries.You will drive past the mows, stock up on freshly cut grass - fill a mattress in the garage and celebrate the Yarilin Day folk holiday. You can stuff all kinds of grass in the seats - even if your restless passengers will be silent for a while and will sniff and pull the leaves of clover and alfalfa out of their clothes.
Aquarius
Aquarians, roads will drive anyone crazy - calm Germans begin to swear, phlegmatic Poles wave their hands, and temperamental Frenchmen jump out of cars and rush in an unknown direction (I wonder what all these foreign drivers did here, did we invite them or something?) ... On these summer days, there are also enough nervous pedestrians on the trails - they step over zebra stripes like herons. The question is - why was it necessary to raise the transitions a few centimeters, maybe it was intended for a laugh. If you notice girls in short skirts on the sidelines, do not forget to wish them good luck - the young people celebrate Adelina Sotnikova's birthday. Our skater is the best.
Fish
Fish, comrade drivers, would you like to see what nonsense is going on on the roads on these wonderful summer days? The gas stations are empty, the zebras are dense - it is clear with gas stations, with this high cost of gasoline and people began to travel less. And pedestrians just feel good - their feet walk on their own, because they don't need fuel. Let's all switch to bicycles - free, safe and healthy. Or you can jump on horses - many do so, they also dress up in beautiful raincoats and hats with feathers (it's good at least the traffic cops didn't grab swords instead of wands). Olga Mashnaya celebrates her birthday, and her fans remember the film "Midshipmen, Forward!" (the actress played the charming Sophia Zotova).
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