The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 19 to 25 August
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Oh, how time flies - just yesterday we washed the cars from the spring mud, and the summer is already over, and disturbing thoughts appear: how will it be today, will gasoline become more expensive again, will we expect new innovations ?! Car stars declare: everything will be: a jump in prices, and new rules, and other delights (so that the chauffeur's life does not seem like honey). But let's not lose heart - it's still August in the yard, and agitated summer residents, loaded with apples, are running along the roads. Yes, everyone celebrates Apple Savior - you need to be more careful on the tracks, suddenly some touchy biped will throw fruit for not letting him go through a red light.
Auto horoscope from 19 to 25 August
Aries
Aries, and under the wheels, pebbles are thundering alarmingly again, they seem to say: look back, look back. Yes, something strange is dragging behind you - either a car or a tank. That’s why to cling to so much rubbish on the roof of the car, is it really impossible to order a gazelle for transportation ?! Turn up the speed so as not to be distracted by this miracle driver (he has already lost half of his luggage, even if he strapped it with a wire for reliability). Or, on the contrary, slow down and take a photo - you look, and become famous with the help of the original photo. At the same time, celebrate the World Day of Photography. Although, on our roads, in general, you can not let the cameras out of your hands - there are more than enough funny shots.
Taurus
Taurus, don't invest how much money in a car, it's not enough for her. Well, yes, cars are not becoming a means of transportation, but a luxury. Look, the little man behind the wheel of a fancy car is thin himself, his eyes are hollow, but the iron horse is already shiny with pleasure. But your four-wheeled girlfriend does not yet require large investments (ugh, ugh), and in these August days she is not even capricious. Take advantage of the situation and dash off-road - the stars have conjured up a lot of vivid impressions. It is enough to look at pedestrians dressed as Cheburashkas singing songs and eating oranges. No, the guys did not fall into childhood, but only celebrate the birthday of Cheburashka.
Twins
Gemini, don't stop, pedestrian, in the middle of the road, come on, move, don't slow down. What are you thinking about, dear two-legged, please, perish, go away. Get out, disappear, go away - it's good that the guys hanging on the zebras don't hear the drivers (“kind” words can easily cause a nervous breakdown). Well, there’s nothing, you know, to stand like a pillar - here’s the road, here’s the stripes, go and don’t be stupid. Oh, something the car stars got angry and forgot about the predictions. This week in August will be good and fun, and your sign's chauffeurs will be in luck along the way. And attach a white-blue-red flag to the car - mark the Day of the State Flag of the Russian Federation (let everyone know that you are patriots).
Crayfish
Cancer, made flawlessly, made with soul. Well, this expression definitely does not apply to our roads, although a lot of souls have been invested in the tracks (drivers express themselves heartily, jumping on another bump, or getting stuck in a ditch - you will not find such beautiful words and expressions in the dictionary). But during this August period, the tracks are surprisingly calm and quiet - no showdowns, no traffic jams, no meetings with law enforcement officers. Although no, one meeting with traffic inspectors will be in the service (it turns out that patrol cars also sometimes break down). If you go on a trip, throw canned food into the trunk - and refresh yourself on the way, and celebrate the birthday of the tin can (the sealed old woman is more than two hundred years old).
A lion
Lions, again we will go to the mountains - off-road and open spaces. This is what all drivers need. There are no traffic jams there, locals and residents nod amiably to us. Well, petty is nature, even eat air with a spoon, and there is only one traffic cop per hundred kilometers. Another would be to find a tire workshop, otherwise the rattling is disturbing. Maybe the valves need to be adjusted or something fixed. Leave the iron horse in the hands of honest locksmiths, and go to collect herbs yourself - and admire the beauty, and celebrate the Day of Wild Herbs Gathering. Yes, then only for the scent in the car it will be possible to take extra money from passengers - this is delight and pleasure. In general, the week will be wonderful.
Virgo
Virgos, the steering wheel is an extension of the hands, the pedals are an extension of the legs, but what then is the name of the horn? Moreover, your iron horse has a normal "whinnying", but there are cars that emit such sounds that once you hear, you won't sleep all week. And then they go satisfied with themselves - they scared everyone, disturbed everyone, and you can be glad. Pedestrians are especially affected, and we are still surprised why these two-legged creatures have become so nervous. In general, this August week will be quite calm. Just do not give a lift to the guys who have straws stuck in their hair - they celebrated the Day of Felting in a Haystack (they will get litter in the salon, they will torture them with stories, and they will also forget to give money for the trip).
Scales
The scales, the pedestrian is spinning, spinning again, and he will not leave the road in any way. The poor man is spinning, he cannot understand - why do you want to scold him ?! The biped will soon figure out which way to go. But the situation will not be defused - there, the truck is dragging ahead, and there is no way to overtake it - you just want to growl and stomp your feet. Better wipe the glass - the August week will give not only a hectic ride, but also dust on the roads (again you will have to call in to the car wash). Well, now drive to a roadside cafe - there is a promotion for chips. Fill the trunk, treat the passengers and celebrate the birthday of potato chips (the first chips appeared by chance in a restaurant 166 years ago).
Scorpion
Scorpions, car repair in our time can be called golden - well who, who sets such hellish price tags ?! They would have reduced at least a thousand or two. Alas, despite the competition in car workshops, prices do not fall (on the contrary, they grow and "delight" us with more and more zeros). Okay, why grieve - let's go further. Moreover, this travel week promises to be eventful, and the stars promise many interesting and pleasant events. Just stock up on bottles of water - these August days there are problems with mineral water and soda. Everyone celebrates the Day of Thirst and refuses to drink. And in general, it is problematic to find cold water in stores - is it possible that refrigerators are turned off on purpose in the heat ?!
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, road stars wish you a safe journey and warn you: be careful when communicating with the patrol. If you are stopped, then do not argue, do not be indignant, do not round your eyes - the traffic cop is always right, and if he is wrong, then this is not a traffic cop. Well, or choose another option and just do not break the traffic rules (although, you will soon be called the most competent and disciplined driver). By the way, there is great news for this August Sunday - there are almost no pedestrians on the roads. They ran off the zebra and climbed into the trees. The guys decided to celebrate the Day of Climbing Trees - they sit high, look far away (they also say something about you - don't worry, only good things).
Capricorn
Capricorns, your car this August week is quite predictable and only in some situations behaves strange and nervous. And who will remain calm when meeting a patrol ?! Yes, an iron horse even lost his voice at the sight of traffic cops - have mercy on a four-wheeled girlfriend, turn on relaxing music, iron the chairs. And in general, do not leave the wheelbarrow for a long time - it does not like to stand alone and begins to feel sad (there, even the headlights dim and the wipers go down).You can cheer up the car and give a lift to cheerful and gallant kids in vests. These are not sailors, just everyone is celebrating the birthday of the Russian vest (she is already a grandmother, and she celebrated her 145th birthday).
Aquarius
Aquarius, and again got stuck in traffic, and wasting time. We look ahead timidly - well, what is there, friends? And there is nothing interesting ahead - two drivers who have not divided the road and are trying to accuse each other of breaking the rules. Who's to blame? Well, as usual - the authorities, the road workers or the weather. The jam will soon end, and you will be on time for work or wherever you are in a hurry. Just do not expect a favorable wind during this August period - the wind behaves in an incomprehensible way. It will blow to the right, then to the left, or else it will spin altogether, collecting twigs, leaves and dust into a beautiful whirlwind - the people celebrate the holiday Miron Vetrogon. In general, cover the windows, otherwise you will grumble again that the cabin is full of all kinds of rubbish.
Fishes
Fish, road stars promise a good week, but it is advised to check whether the spare tire is in place. Don't worry, no punctures or other troubles are expected - it's just that even the most lucky and accurate driver should have the fifth wheel. Yes, and its own burden, as they say, does not pull, and does not take up much space. And also look at your passengers - have they all strapped themselves in, have everyone thrown seeds out of their pockets, and do the fellow travelers stick their little hands out of the window while driving (and what a habit, these are naughty ones). And do not be alarmed if it seems to you that in these August days the traffic cops are not holding wands, but staffs. Optical illusion, perhaps, or the guys are celebrating the birthday of Ivan the Terrible.
